What is even happening to the America of my youth? How can a beautiful,precious,sacred thing be so easily caught in the gears of Satan's machine?
Please Reconsider.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
SUPREME COMMANDANT
Coast to Coast AM was something you'd run across as a youth and get sucked into. It sounded crazy and/or made up most of the time but was always fascinating and honestly if any of it's real we are all fucked so who cares let's party like it's 2012 or some dumb shit.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
An Important Message For Americans #1
So folks, we at FW have been receiving a ton of mail about our "going green" initiative. As we looked through the overwhelmingly positive comments one question seemed to keep coming up.
"You guys are a multi-million dollar corporation and I'm just one person. How can I make a difference so that my children will live to see a day that they can hunt wolves out of helicopters with laser guns?"
As I was driving down Franklin Avenue today the answer came to me, it was literally right in front of my face. Now I have seen the "THINK GLOBAL,ACT LOCAL" bumper sticker a thousand times, but i'd never really THOUGHT about it.
Let me take away all the scary "buzzwords" and "keyphrases" from that sentence and lay it out so the working man can finally understand it.
THINK GLOBAL simply means think about the planet and ACT LOCAL just means do stuff in your own town. There are so many things you can do to make YOUR community a nice beautiful place for you and your family. Here are 3 easy steps to making yourself better at caring about stuff.
1. Keep an eye open.
Now a lot of people say judging people is the wrong thing to do. They say it's superficial and close-minded. Those people are probably hiding something and maybe are even women or socialists. If we had judged people in 9/11 do you think that Al Jazeera would have even been allowed on that plane? Probably not!
AND EVEN FURTHERMORE:: Sadaam Hussein's sons would have never have been able to attend flight school with their gay indian boyfriends if we had racially profiled him. BUT NO, cnn(communist nation network) scares GOOD AMERICANS into being politically correct robots that can't stand up for their country because they're too busy with martin luther king day to recognize that their freedom's are being threatened.
2. Just say "have a good one" to people. SIMPLE.No matter where you work just say that before people walk out the door. COMMON SENSE.
3. RECYCLE. Now we talked a little bit about this before but come on. If it has a neck you can recycle it. Is it plastic? Recycle it. Is it a jean jacket? Recycle it.
That's the magic, everything, LITERALLY EVERYTHING is recyclable. People write and say "Hey FW, is blahblahblah recyclable?"
YES. It is. EVERYTHING IS RECYCLABLE. My only advice is to you is to throw every piece of garbage you have into a recycling bin or onto a garden, they both just do wonders for the environment and on top of that they look very nice. This brings to mind a poem.
"I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree"
by William Shakespeare
Who was tragically killed almost exactly 3 years to the day of writing that poem when a tree fell into his house.
How now brown cow?
Joe Meek did the whole genius record producer paranoid nutcase flipping out on everyone most of the time and talking to people from space then eventually murdering someone and then killing himself thing. It worked out pretty groovy.
Believe me when I say listening to prank phone calls is the last thing I enjoy doing but this absurd little chunk of "phone work" is brilliant.Monday, August 3, 2009
BACK
I'm going on vacation soon. Maybe more stuff this week, maybe not until I'm back. Now 4 records from very sick people.
Better than Lou Reed. Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine.
Really disturbingly loud and messy and slow and depressing and rumbly like we like 'em.
Occult ritual sounds. Thelemic minimal drone worship.Very dark music to please the Beast.
Wild country sounds from West Virginia's best.Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Invocation for the Judgement Against and Destruction of Rock Music.
This will be a short one. Later this week: MIXES, politics,naked girls and plenty more sloppy, half-assed album uploads.
Good youthful pop music that comes across as tongue-in-cheek,naive,self-aware,overly serious and insanely goofy at the same time.
RIYL:VERY, VERY BRITISH VOCALS.
Western Saharan music + Guitar Shredding. Compiled from recordings 1989-1996 and released by the never fuckwithable Sublime Frequencies. ESSENTIAL.
Look at fucking Doueh on the cover. COME ON.
Messages from The Summit Lighthouse as handed down by The Ascended Masters. Shove the non-believers into The Pit.
Sick pigfuck. Legendary dickswingers beautifully recorded inside a strippers asshole. This release compiles their first 2 EP's.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I Am Alive And You Are Dead
WOOOO DOGGGIE. This week we have been working our asses off down here to insure that Our Mother Earth can survive well into the early 21st century.That's right, we're Going Green. Here are a few steps we are taking to make sure we can gooder this bitch up.
1.Composting. We have been throwing all of our food and trash into an empty fridge box at FW HQ for the last month. We plan on dumping it on the community garden down the block sometime next month so that we can get them little tiny vegetables the size of some pretty decent sized vegetables.
2.We're gonna build some man-made lakes for guys to throw trash in. Listen, I get it, sometimes man the way the light catches a diet mountain dew bottle as the sun comes up over the water. Shit if it don't almost bring a tear to your eye it's so fuckin beautiful.But this way we're not messing up the lakes that nature and god and regular stuff made.
3.We have contacted several HOLLYWOOD animal trainers to train animals to get used to living in the city. So when we need their trees they have somewhere to go. I reckon if you can teach a bear to ride a tricycle you can probably get it to just hang out and not eat people.
4.We need to get some wind energy cars on the street TODAY, people.
5.Eat less McDonalds. Now, let's not get crazy here. I'm just suggesting you scale back to like every other day.
6. Cut back showers to 30 minutes apiece with a limit of 3 showers a day per family member. I know water is all over the place but I was reading that some people are running out of it like a bunch of dumbfucks. If we just started shipping buckets of the stuff to wherever I think it'd be alright but we'll wait and see if Barack HUSSEIN Obama gets his shit together.
So far this is what we got going on over here and I think they are some pretty good steps to making sure we can party on earth long enough to see some flying cars or robocop and shit.
Here is some junk to get you ready for this glorious future.
<---One of my favorite short stories.This cover is awesome.Not a tree in sight but everything looks like it's going just fine.
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Look at how those frenchies spelled his name.PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS,FRANCE.
This sounds like ggggggggggggggbeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooooo
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aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwwwkkkkkkkk
klangklangklangklanggggggggggggggbeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrooooo
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kkhkhkhkhkkhkhkhkhkhkhkkheeeeeeeerrrrrrrpppppppaaaaaaaaa
you know, a little sample of what it's going to be like when the machines take over.
Machines in Japan are angry.
Something German that will not try to drink your piss,take a shit on you, or exterminate your entire race.
god is nature's cop
RIYL drunks with guns/brainbombs/fang. and why wouldn't you? what are you some kind of queer? no son of mine is gonna be a queer.not while you're living under my roof. NOW DOWNLOAD THIS RECORD LIKE A FUCKING MAN OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT.
This is an older audiobook, not the one read by Jeffrey Combs. I like the feel of this one better. Just like watching the movie or reading the story except you don't have to waste precious energy looking at stuff.
fuzzyfeedbackdrenchedartrocknoiseshit.
NZ,alright.
Neanderthal thomping trash for steel-working men.
mid-70's braxton. GOOD JAZZ.
NOBRAINS
SO here we are it's 2009 and everyone is wild like dogs in the street. Look outside, you got fucking guys blowing other guys, you got woman cops and next thing you know a duck and a squirrel are gonna be getting married in drag in the senate or some bullshit that i don't even know what. Music is basically in the shitter and you have maybe 3 or 4 decent bands that are as gay as the day is long on a leap year and they can't even play fuckin Stairway but Britney Spears likes 'em so I guess we have to let them "win" a grammy. Here I am, dick-in-my-hand-johnny-good-guy breaking my friggin back earning a shit pay so that i can do some BTO covers for a bunch of retired vice-principal/step-mom types on the weekend.I don't even know who to kill first when i walk into Kinko's and open fire tomorrow.Probably some young guy who is still getting laid by good looking chicks... but I might just play it by ear. Where is my fucking grammy,Quincy?
QUINCY?
WHERE IS MY FUCKING GRAMMY??
Red-line all the way. Loud as all fuck.Just eat it.
LOOK HOW SHIT THAT COVER IS THOUGH.
OK, there are not words coming to me that haven't been said before about this record but if you know Sun City Girls, I'm sure you know this one. If you don't know them: snuggle up, hike your skirt, get acquainted.
My favorite Whitehouse record. One man's trash..................
This is a Whitehouse interview from 2005.
This is a collection of odds and ends, not so much a full length record.This is the kind of shit you play when you're fucking. Whether they're alive or not.
Gentleman's choice.
Dark fucking evil French avant-prog-opera. 4 out of 5 Lovecrafts agree. Or something.
FUCKING MARS.
Monday, July 27, 2009
1st
Welcome to my blog.This blog is about how I can kick your ass and about fuck you,eat shit,go fuck yourself and stuff like that and pertaining to that and all of that.
"The civilizations of the past have been used as the foundation of the civilization of today. Because of this, the world keeps looking toward the past for guidance. Too many people are following the past. In this new space age, this is dangerous. The past is DEAD and those, who are following the past are doomed to die and be like the past. It is no accident that those who die are said to have passed since those who have PASSED are PAST."
Free-jazz legend's first record. AMAZING.
Fuzzed-out,fucked-up, repetitive rock from Sweden. Lyrics about rape,torture,murder,all that fun stuff. Some warbled trumpet thrown in for good measure. This band has been going for 20+ years now and haven't put out a bad record yet. This one is my favorite.
Germany's premier noise terrorizers.Enjoy the hate.
Slug Bait. Can't Wait. Can't Wait.
This blog will continue to look like a clusterfuck. DON'T WORRY.
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