Forbidden World: I Am Alive And You Are Dead

WOOOO DOGGGIE. This week we have been working our asses off down here to insure that Our Mother Earth can survive well into the early 21st century.That's right, we're Going Green. Here are a few steps we are taking to make sure we can gooder this bitch up.

1.Composting. We have been throwing all of our food and trash into an empty fridge box at FW HQ for the last month. We plan on dumping it on the community garden down the block sometime next month so that we can get them little tiny vegetables the size of some pretty decent sized vegetables.

2.We're gonna build some man-made lakes for guys to throw trash in. Listen, I get it, sometimes man the way the light catches a diet mountain dew bottle as the sun comes up over the water. Shit if it don't almost bring a tear to your eye it's so fuckin beautiful.But this way we're not messing up the lakes that nature and god and regular stuff made.

3.We have contacted several HOLLYWOOD animal trainers to train animals to get used to living in the city. So when we need their trees they have somewhere to go. I reckon if you can teach a bear to ride a tricycle you can probably get it to just hang out and not eat people.

4.We need to get some wind energy cars on the street TODAY, people.

5.Eat less McDonalds. Now, let's not get crazy here. I'm just suggesting you scale back to like every other day.

6. Cut back showers to 30 minutes apiece with a limit of 3 showers a day per family member. I know water is all over the place but I was reading that some people are running out of it like a bunch of dumbfucks. If we just started shipping buckets of the stuff to wherever I think it'd be alright but we'll wait and see if Barack HUSSEIN Obama gets his shit together.

So far this is what we got going on over here and I think they are some pretty good steps to making sure we can party on earth long enough to see some flying cars or robocop and shit.

Here is some junk to get you ready for this glorious future.