Treatise Part One

Last night as I lay in my study reading "LOL(A Queer Romp)" the La Rouchefoucauld autiobiography, I considered the nature of man. One cannot help but consider his own trajectory with regards to the projectile vomit stream that is life when faced with the unexpectedly tragic fate of a fellow free thinker. My urine literally hardened in my urethra as I was on the cusp of soiling my calf-skin breeches, my brain regurgitated a single word into my squawking maw :MORTALITY. We are all mortal and one day the way we have treated others and our surrounding eco-sphere or karmic-circle (or whatever flowery shit Ellen Degeneres calls it) may matter. Because of this awakening I began to consider Your Fate, Dear Reader. I have given you tips on how to treat this planet while still enjoying yourself, yet I have not directly addressed your responsibility to our fellow Man.

The coming years are sure to be ones of battle and concedement and as the great Grover Cleveland once said "A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil."
I shall now attempt to impart such knowledge upon you and yours. Though the rabbit-hole may be long, dark and difficult I encourage you to soldier onward. If the Water of the Delaware had been smooth then the Seas of Americas Fate would have been merciful, but they were not so they shall not be and this so now and here and let us go forth.

Part I:The Myth of the White Male in 21st Century America

The Grand Phallusy is that we, the white male, are a race of octopulean-limbed beasts dripping a trail of spittle and ejaculate as we lumber from rape to injustice; from merger to acquisition. We lock those away who oppose us, oppress those who would rise against us, and deny those who seek justice and/or truth. Mere twaddle, the white male in the 21st century, while still temporarily a holder of great power, is all but extinct. He has been feminized, softened, manipulated,neutered and corrupted by the media, political correctness, and the homosexual agenda. This dastardly triumvirate of deception operates under the larger umbrella of "The Left."
Democrats, be not afraid, this is by no means a drawing of party lines. The True Left is far afield of the belief of most Democrats with beautiful families who deserve to be protected from terrorism, buttsex and obscene or profane ideas. It is but historical fact that a radical hive-mind has been controlling our nations "intellectuals," "experts," and "thinkers" for quite some time. Their plot, as nefarious and unbelievable as it may seem, is to cultivate a generation of tolerance. An unthinking tolerance is more dangerous than ignorance. What is needed is well-discretioned suspicion. All educated, sensible, family-oriented Americans will tell you Alertness is the most revered of all traits in a responsible citizen. A responsible citizen is one who is aware of the state of things and understands how to preserve that state. America is a state of Things deserved of being preserved.
50 years ago our central threat was communism, we have thoroughly squashed that under our boot. Today we face the insidious, squirming, Hydra-like jackal of Homosexuality,Abortion, Atheism, Drugs,etc. In short: Declining Morality nursed at the teat of that great enabler, Rhetoric. The fear of Red China has disappeared, and from the ashes the sequined Phoenix of Pink China rises spewing its vile decptions.
To Be Continued...
Lesson for Today-Be Alert or: The Limp-Wristed Left Lie In Wait or: Jello Culture, Our Life In A Mold.
Lesson For Next Week- Abortion or: Let's Hang Peter Singer up by his testicles, between Mao and Stalin.




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Space Art-Play Back
Disco,Kraftwerk,Funk,Dance and a man-sized dose of fey make for quite the record. Recommended for nerds and dweebs alike.

Greengrocer's

Someone once said "There is nothing new under the sun." I agree, however that person forgot about night-time when the sun doesn't exist and all the new stuff is made. The combustible engine, the wheel, the multi-sided "Octocock" vibrator for Inuits, by Inutits(FIBI.) Let's also not forget that the sun is a false idol probably worshipped by witches or people who wear those short-billed european bike racing hats. Point being, sometimes a new thing shoves it's stupid self through a loophole in the natural order. Such is the mystery of invention. Also, remember Crystal Clear Pepsi? I can kind of taste it when I think of it. I would drink it with my honey and peanut butter sandwiches on white bread for lunch pretty regularly in elementary school. Thanks Mom for thinking of my nutritional needs, also thanks for your unflinching metabolism that continues to take my poor diet in remarkable stride. I have some chub, don't get me wrong but I am not as fat as Ben Franklin or Hermann Goering or any shit like that, those guyses moms' packed them pretty unbalanced lunches and gave them walrus' genes.
Anyway, we at Forbidden World Inc. want to extend our highest gratitude for the undying support of the fans out there that gave us our 12th consecutive Webbie. It's a real honor and I don't mean honor like when someone says "I Like This" on your sad Facebook(Copyright Time Warner-Obamacom Global Industries) page but the real honor that comes from hard work, dedication, and marginalizing legitimate artistic statements by writing a fucking blog for the A.D.D. children of the United Welfare States Of Amerika.As I take a deep breath I would like to kiss you all on the mouth . Alas! There is no time except for the present, which is now, treat it like a gift but it's also meaningless because it is unoriginal( except at night.) It is, after all, the thought that counts.

New Uploads for the chapskeets and pinchypeeners when pigs fly and I don't mean some Swedish underground lab where humans are cloned and mice with warthog dicks run free like so many bunnies. Tomorrow, I mean. I mean that. I mean tomorrow.

haiku kook a jew
the coral that lies beneath
the toejam footballs

stupid spider hole
not good wi-fi connection
makes hussein dull boy

adios, fair stripper
my kabob is hard to lose
yet i have done it

the winds carry me
how frail this scaly visage
goodbye mortal koil

poor faggy blog man
too drunk to write much stuff, yes?
engrish is racist


Oh and I thought of a new invention. Basically it's a dustbuster/bible hybrid called I guess JesusBuster or JesusBlaster or DustGod or some shit and really it just reads you the bible in a robot voice while you clean in places that are hard to clean with a normal vacuum. That's all it does. Oh and also maybe some sort of hat that you can wear that's like a mood ring but scientific and stuff and that way people can see how you feel from far away, that could be called "Mood Hat" or "Emotion Hat" or "Kangol Presents The Mood Hat."
Also, some sort of device implanted in your brain that you can watch TV on through your eyeballs.