Greengrocer's

Someone once said "There is nothing new under the sun." I agree, however that person forgot about night-time when the sun doesn't exist and all the new stuff is made. The combustible engine, the wheel, the multi-sided "Octocock" vibrator for Inuits, by Inutits(FIBI.) Let's also not forget that the sun is a false idol probably worshipped by witches or people who wear those short-billed european bike racing hats. Point being, sometimes a new thing shoves it's stupid self through a loophole in the natural order. Such is the mystery of invention. Also, remember Crystal Clear Pepsi? I can kind of taste it when I think of it. I would drink it with my honey and peanut butter sandwiches on white bread for lunch pretty regularly in elementary school. Thanks Mom for thinking of my nutritional needs, also thanks for your unflinching metabolism that continues to take my poor diet in remarkable stride. I have some chub, don't get me wrong but I am not as fat as Ben Franklin or Hermann Goering or any shit like that, those guyses moms' packed them pretty unbalanced lunches and gave them walrus' genes.
Anyway, we at Forbidden World Inc. want to extend our highest gratitude for the undying support of the fans out there that gave us our 12th consecutive Webbie. It's a real honor and I don't mean honor like when someone says "I Like This" on your sad Facebook(Copyright Time Warner-Obamacom Global Industries) page but the real honor that comes from hard work, dedication, and marginalizing legitimate artistic statements by writing a fucking blog for the A.D.D. children of the United Welfare States Of Amerika.As I take a deep breath I would like to kiss you all on the mouth . Alas! There is no time except for the present, which is now, treat it like a gift but it's also meaningless because it is unoriginal( except at night.) It is, after all, the thought that counts.

New Uploads for the chapskeets and pinchypeeners when pigs fly and I don't mean some Swedish underground lab where humans are cloned and mice with warthog dicks run free like so many bunnies. Tomorrow, I mean. I mean that. I mean tomorrow.

haiku kook a jew
the coral that lies beneath
the toejam footballs

stupid spider hole
not good wi-fi connection
makes hussein dull boy

adios, fair stripper
my kabob is hard to lose
yet i have done it

the winds carry me
how frail this scaly visage
goodbye mortal koil

poor faggy blog man
too drunk to write much stuff, yes?
engrish is racist


Oh and I thought of a new invention. Basically it's a dustbuster/bible hybrid called I guess JesusBuster or JesusBlaster or DustGod or some shit and really it just reads you the bible in a robot voice while you clean in places that are hard to clean with a normal vacuum. That's all it does. Oh and also maybe some sort of hat that you can wear that's like a mood ring but scientific and stuff and that way people can see how you feel from far away, that could be called "Mood Hat" or "Emotion Hat" or "Kangol Presents The Mood Hat."
Also, some sort of device implanted in your brain that you can watch TV on through your eyeballs.